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HZH3 Hash 161 – “The Earth Shattering Earth Hour Environmental Consciousness Hash” – Sat, Mar 28, 2.30pm

NOTE: Hash #161 is an A to B Hash, so try not to take a HUGE backpack or bag full of stuff since some poor sappy sod (probably me) will have to cart everybody’s bags to the end point! Of course you might want to carry a mini backpack, satchel or a bum bag in which to put your valuables to take with you on the Hash trail for safekeeping.

Also, please be early or at least on time at 2.30pm (!!!) as I’d like to leave to take all your lousy bags to the end point at 2.45pm at the latest. There are LOTS of great restaurants and interesting shops and historic sites in the small alleys near the start point (including the Drum Tower itself), so NO excuses!!! If you are late (after 2.45pm), then you’ll have to carry your own god damn bag all the way!


 

Hello again HZH3 Hashers and those who want to be,

Whether you’re a runner 跑步者, a jogger 慢跑者 or a walker 走步/爬山者, come along and hit the country roads, garden paths and tea field trails while chasing the ‘Hares’ through the forests and over the hills around Hangzhou with us. 欢迎大家!

The Hares for Hash #161 are  Pain in the Clit (PitC) with Just “Poons” (and maybe Sweet FA).

The Hares promise you runners’ and walkers’ trails featuring fantastic, never before seen sights for HZH3 Hash #161. There will be picturesque West Lake scenery, tall tree-lined lakeside paths, historic buildings and monuments, scenic but crooked causeways and maybe a small hill or two, of course, but there will also be other lakes, other parks and gardens, and other cultural sites and other stuff you’d expect on a SCENIC HANGZHOU WEST LAKE RUN.

HZH3 Hash #161 start / meeting venue – The Drum Tower (鼓楼 GuLou), on the north side, in the open space in front of the door of the GuLou Church.

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Here are the details of HZH3 Hash #161 “The Earth Shattering Earth Hour Environmental Consciousness Hash”:    

中文 Chinese 豆瓣 (Douban) link: http://www.douban.com/event/23956887/

Date 活动日期: Saturday, 28 March 2015

Meeting time 见面时间: 14:30 (2.30pm) – Please be early for the pre-Hash instructions!!! – And to give Sweet FA your bag before 2.45pm to carry to the end point! – There are LOTS of great restaurants in the lanes and alleys nearby!!!

Hash run/walk starts 出发时间: 15:00 (3pm) sharp!

Start Location 出发地点:

We will meet and start HZH3 Hash #161 at The Drum Tower (鼓楼 GuLou), on the north side, right in front of the GuLou Church, near 497 ZhongShan South Road.

中文地址: 鼓楼 GuLou Drum Tower, 近中山南路497号 – 我们在鼓楼北边30米见面, 在教堂前.

Google Map (click link):  https://goo.gl/maps/XCnyl
Baidu 百度地图 Map (click link):  http://j.map.baidu.com/6-KF0 

Transport Map pictures (Click the 2 pictures below to enlarge to full size!):

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Finish Location 目的地: 是秘密,所以不告诉你们!

We will finish Hash #161 at….  Hey! Wait a minute! I’m not going to tell the lazy, short-cutting Pack that now! You’ll have to ask Sweet FA or Pain in the Clit or Just “Poons” to tell you at about the halfway point.

Hares 带路”野兔”:  Pain in the Clit (PitC) with Just “Poons” (and maybe Sweet FA)

Cost 费用: 20RMB – Covers: run/hike, beer and snacks. 包括: 跑步/爬山,啤酒,小吃.

Bus 公交:  Some buses stop near to the meeting point too. Go to the Google Map or BaiDu Map above and then look at the nearby bus stops (e.g. TongJiang Qiao (Bridge) and Gu Lou) to see if a suitable bus route is available for you. See transport map pictures for nearby bus stop locations too.

Public Hire Bikes 共用自行车: Why not beat the traffic jams or get some extra exercise and ride a bike to the start? There are a couple of Red Public Hire Bike points within 200m of the meeting point.

After the #161 Hash we’ll have the “Circle” to award Down Downs (beer provided 免费啤酒) for transgressions of Hash etiquette or protocol, errors of judgement, and various other misdemeanours, and then everyone is invited to join us for the Bash (dinner 晚餐). NOTE: The Bash has a separate cost. 注意:晚餐是另一个费用.

You can expect HZH3 Hash runs roughly (or sometimes VERY roughly… if the hares had a big night out on the night before…) every other Saturday (i.e. fortnightly) and both runners’ and walkers’ trails will usually be set.

It’s fun, it’s social, it’s healthy (mostly…), so come along and be a part of it!!!

See the **Receding Hareline** page on our HZH3 Website for initial details on all currently planned future events. 在网站上看我们未来安排的活动.

****NEAR FUTURE HASHES and some other events…**** – We need HZH3 Hares! Who wants to put their hands up?

NOTE: In February the meeting time for HZH3 Hashes has been moved back to 2.30pm… because we know you lazy Hashers and Harriers want to sleep in more!

Sat, Apr 4, 2015 – Shanghai DDH3 Hash 219 (TBC– For more info contact the Drunken Dragon Hash Mismanagement:  drunkendragonh3 [AT] gmail [DOT] com 

Sun, Apr 5, 2015 – Shanghai H3 Hash 1369 – For more info contact the Shanghai H3 Hash Mismanagement:  shanghaihash [AT] gmail [DOT] com 

Sat, Apr 11, 2015 – HZH3 Hash 162 – “The ??? Hash – Starting location: ??? at 2.30pm – Hare: Sheep Shagger, co-Hares: Just “Cecilia” and ??? – Stay tuned!

Sun, Apr 12, 2015 – Shanghai H3 Hash 1370 – For more info contact the Shanghai H3 Hash Mismanagement:  shanghaihash [AT] gmail [DOT] com 

Sat, Apr 25, 2015 – HZH3 Hash 163 – “The Far Out! Let’s Get Wild! Tai Bu Ping 太不平 Hash” – Starting location: ??? at 1pm/1.30pm/2pm/2.30pm (TBD???) – Featuring Shanghai Taiping Hash Guest Hares doing LIVE HARING – Hare: No Balls, co-Hare: Rubbed Nipple – Stay tuned for full details soon!  

Sat, May 9, 2015 – HZH3 Hash 164 – “The ??? Hash – Starting location: ??? at 2.30pm – Hare: Sweet FA, co-Hares: ??? – Stay tuned!

Sat-Sun, May 9-10, 2015 – Suzhou H3 + Drunken Dragon H3 Zhejiang Naughty Weekend Travelling (Circus) Hash – Starting location: Some hills a bit north of Ningbo??? – Stay tuned for full details soon! 

Fri-Sat, 22-24 May 2015 – 14th All China Nash Hash 2015 in Hangzhou (ACNH2015) – Late Cummers Ticket registration now open (available until 20 May – BUT, wait too long and you’ll miss out on the Nash Hash Stash!!!) –  See details here (Click link).

Tue, Jun 2, 2015 – HZH3 Hangzhou Hash 8th ANNIVERSARY of our founding!!!

On! On!

Hangzhou Hash House Harriers (HHHH / HZH3) Mismanagement

HZH3 Email: mismanagement [AT] hangzhou-hhh [DOT] org
HZH3 Website: http://www.hangzhou-hhh.org/
HZH3 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/2463557978/
HZH3 Twitter: https://twitter.com/HZH3
Get our WeChat group info when you join us on the next Hangzhou Hash.

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ACNH2015 – UPDATE 4 (17 Mar 2015) – 2.5 days left for REGULAR TICKET REGISTRATION!!!

 

Dear Nash Hashers.

It’s been great to see lots more people sign up during the past few days as the end of ACNH2015 Regular Ticket registrations draws very near!!!

We have already cracked the 100 registrations barrier. That’s awesome!!! Thank you all. It’s going to be super great!  😉

END OF REGULAR TICKET REGISTRATION PERIOD – 20 MARCH
In case you or some of your Hashers friends had forgotten, Regular Ticket registrations are only available until 20 March (at 11.55pm China time!).

As I post this, that gives people about 61.5 hours left in which to complete their registration on our ACNH2015 website.

https://acnh2015hz.eventbrite.com

After that time, only Late Cummers Tickets (880rmb) will automatically be offered. Please let your fellow Hashers know the cut off date is very near!

PAYMENT TO OFFICIALLY COMPLETE REGISTRATION

However, remember that your ACNH2015 REGISTRATION PROCESS IS NOT COMPLETE UNTIL YOU HAVE PAID.

The payment cut off date for 780rmb full event Regular Tickets is Tue, 31 March, at 11.55pm China time.

If we have not received your payment by that time, then you MUST pay the Late Cummers Ticket price (880rmb) by Wed, 20 May, 11.55pm.

Note that by then all full Nash Hash Stash packages may have been allocated and thus unavailable… so, DON’T miss out! Avoid despair and dsappointment and pay early and secure your fantastic ACNH2015 Stash and save money too.  🙂

ACNH2015 NASH HASH DAILY SCHEDULE – COMING SOON!!!
Our next update will give you a detailed daily schedule of all ACNH2015 Nash Hash related activities. Here are a couple of teasers to help those booking flights now.

Note 1 – On the opening day of the ACNH2015 event (Fri, 22 May), Nash Hash check-in will open at 12pm (midday) at the official Nash Hash Hotel (Hangzhou Grand Metropark Hotel). Then Hashers will meet at 4pm for pre-Hash instructions for the opening Hash event.
Note 2 – The Hangzhou Hash House Harriers (HZH3) will also put on a separate Night Hash on Thu, 21 May, for early Nash Hash arrivals.

EDITING YOUR REGO INFO
Finally, if you come back to edit something on your personal registration page (e.g. the specific Hash events you want to participate in), PLEASE DON’T CHANGE/EDIT THE INFO I HAVE TYPED IN THE TOP THREE BOXES OF THE WORK INFO SECTION. Thanks!!!

If you have a question, then please ask.

We look forward to seeing you all in Hangzhou in just over 2 months for an awesome few days of Hashing around our beautiful city.  🙂

Cheers and On! On!

Sweet FA / TimF
ACNH2015 Hash Cash
HZH3 On-Sec

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Hangzhou “Fullish Moon”/Night Hash #1 – “The Searching for Yue Liang and Leprechauns St. Paddy’s Night Hash” –Tue, Mar 17, 2015, 8pm

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Hangzhou Hashers and Friends,

Q: Why did the young Irish Hasher put on 3 condoms before making sweet love, all night long, in a wide variety of Kama Sutra-esque positions, with his lovely young Irish Harriet girlfriend?

 
A: To be sure, to be sure, to be sure.
On that note, let me tell you that there’s been one thing missing from Hangzhou Hashing ever since it began several thousand years ago in Ireland when the Celts and Picts were battling the Romans… and that is night time Hashes!!!
But now, after endless millennia of constant battles and conquests, our wait is finally over!
Actually, I’ll be honest, it was really just after a few months of talk, chit chat and idle whispers (and many beers) at Maya Bar, that Private Parts recently put his powerful, heavy duty leather and other space age materials, military booted foot down and drew a line in the sand… he then drew 2 more significantly shorter lines, with marksman-like military precision, and made what military folks like to call an “arrow”…
And, that arrow was pointed to Tuesday, 17 March 2015 on the calendar…
Which happens to be St. Patrick’s Day… Which happens to be an excellent day and night on which to drink green beer…
And, which also happens to be an excellent day and night on which to enter forests and steal pots of gold from Leprechauns!!! So, another benefit of doing the 1st ever Hangzhou Night Hash will be that you’ll get filthy rich!!!
Plus, there will be bonus Down Downs if you actually see the Moon!!!
Down Downs should be delivered by an appropriately attired Beer Wench / Beer AiYi, of course!  😉
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So, the date having been decided… let’s do a fun and fantabulous 1st ever Hangzhou Night Hash in about 1 week. Yay!!!
THE HASHTABULOUS DETAILS 
  • Hangzhou “Fullish Moon”/Night Hash #1
  • aka “The Searching for Yue Liang and Leprechauns St. Paddy’s Night Hash“
  • Meeting time: Tue, Mar 17, 2015 at 8.00pm
  • Starting location: Maya Bar
  • Hare: Private Parts with co-Hares: Pain in the Clit and ???
The will also be extra FREE BEER for Hashers in appropriate St Paddy’s Day costumes!!!   😉  Here are some examples…
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Oh! And top o’the morning to ya.   🙂

On! On! 

Hangzhou Hash House Harriers (HHHH / HZH3) Mismanagement

Send us an email to get our fortnightly HZH3 Newsletter: mismanagement [AT] hangzhou-hhh [DOT] org

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HZH3 Hash #160 – “The “π” Day – Pie Ma Pee Pee 拍马屁屁 Pai Ma Pi Pi Hash” – Sat, 14 March, 2.30pm 

Hello again HZH3 Hashers and those who want to be,

 

For our HZH3 Hash #160 on 14 March 2015 (aka 14 / 3 / 2015, aka 3.14.15….) get ready to celebrate the LIFE OF π Day!!! 

 

NOTE: On that day, there’s a very special time in the morning (and night) at 9:26:53 am or pm… which can be represented as: 3.14.15 9:26:53… Which gives you the first 10 digits of π

Wow, people!  We just Mathed and Scienced real good!   😉

 

On the other hand, Hashers generally prefer to talk about Math less and talk about butts more. 

So, on that note, I’ll just say that, π rhymes with 拍 (Pai in Chinese). And, 拍 (Pai) is the first character of 拍马屁 (Pai Ma Pi), which means to “pat the horse’s butt”, which basically means to “kiss someone’s arse/ass” or “suck up to someone” or “be a toady” or “be a brown noser”.

But, remember kids… no-one likes a brown noser!

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Anyway, enuff ejumuckation. Let’s Hash!!!

 

Whether you’re a runner 跑步者, a jogger 慢跑者 or a walker 走步/爬山者, come along and hit the country roads and tea field trails while chasing the ‘hares’ through the forests and over the hills around Hangzhou with us. 欢迎大家!

The Hares for Hash #160 are Gasbag with Magic Footlong, Just “Eric” and Just “Cathy”.

The Hares promise you runners’ and walkers’ trails featuring fantastic, never before seen sights for HZH3 Hash #160. There will be scenic hills and forests, of course, but also lakes, wooden bridges, parks, and cultural sites and other stuff you’d expect on a SCENIC HANGZHOU RUN.

Here are the details of HZH3 Hash #160 “The “π” Day – Pie Ma Pee Pee 拍马屁屁 Pai Ma Pi Pi Hash”:    

中文 Chinese 豆瓣 (Douban) link:  http://www.douban.com/event/23801248/

Date 活动日期: Saturday, 14 March 2015

Meeting time 见面时间: 14:30 (2.30pm) – Please be early for the pre-Hash instructions!!!

Hash run/walk starts 出发时间: 15:00 (3.00pm) sharp!

Start Location 出发地点:

We will start the #160 HZH3 Hash  at Village Imperial Garden Restaurant (XiangCun Yu HuaYuan) at #76 KuoShiBan Street (near YuHuangShan Road – about 1km South of West Lake) in ShangCheng District of Hangzhou – It’s about a 300m walk from the China Silk Museum too. (NOTE: Some maps might call the street “GeShiBan Street”.)
乡村御花园 – 杭州市, 上城区, 阔石板路76号 (近玉皇山路 – 离中国丝绸博物馆往西北300米) (注意: 有可能地图给地址这样 – 阁石板路76号)

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Meeting point Google Map (click link): https://goo.gl/maps/4nHgI  (Note: different name, same place…)

Meeting point Baidu 百度地图 Map (click link): http://j.map.baidu.com/WbMny

Meeting point Transport Map picture (Click the picture below to enlarge to full size!):

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Hares 带路”野兔”:  Gasbag with Magic Footlong, Just “Eric” and Just “Cathy”.

Cost 费用: 20RMB – Covers: run/hike, beer and snacks. 包括: 跑步/爬山,啤酒,小吃.

Bus 公交:  Many buses stop at the buses stops near to the meeting point too. Go to the Google Map or BaiDu Map above and then look at the nearby bus stops to see if a suitable bus route is available for you. HOWEVER, There may be bus route changes in this part of West Lake on weekends due to traffic redirection.

Public Hire Bikes 共用自行车: Why not beat the traffic jams or get some extra exercise and ride a bike to the start? There are two Red Public Hire Bike points quite near to the meeting point. See the transport map above.

After the #160 Hash we’ll have the “Circle” to award Down Downs (beer provided 免费啤酒) for transgressions of Hash etiquette or protocol, errors of judgement, and various other misdemeanours, and then everyone is invited to join us for the Bash (dinner 晚餐). NOTE: The Bash has a separate cost. 注意:晚餐是另一个费用.

You can expect HZH3 Hash runs roughly (or sometimes VERY roughly… if the hares had a big night out on the night before…) every other Saturday (i.e. fortnightly) and both runners’ and walkers’ trails will usually be set.

It’s fun, it’s social, it’s healthy (mostly…), so come along and be a part of it!!!

See the **Receding Hareline** page on our HZH3 Website for initial details on all currently planned future events. 在网站上看我们未来安排的活动.

****NEAR FUTURE HASHES and some other events…**** – We need Hares! Who wants to put their hands up?

Sat, Mar 14, 2015 – HZH3 Hash 160 – “The “π” Day – Pie Ma Pee Pee 拍马屁屁 Pai Ma Pi Pi Hash – Starting location: ??? at 2.30pm – Hare: Gasbag, co-Hares: Magic Footlong, Just “Eric” and Just “Cathy” – See final details here (click link).

Sun, Mar 15, 2015 – Shanghai H3 Hash 1366 – For more info contact the Shanghai H3 Hash Mismanagement:  shanghaihash [AT] gmail [DOT] com 

Tue, Mar 17, 2015 – Hangzhou “Fullish Moon”/Night Hash #1 – “The Searching for Yue Liang and Leprechauns Hash – Starting location: Maya Bar at 7.30pm – Hare: Private Parts, co-Hares: Pain in the Clit and ??? – Stay tuned!

Sat, Mar 21, 2015 – Shanghai DDH3 Hash 218 (TBC) – For more info contact the Drunken Dragon Hash Mismanagement:  drunkendragonh3 [AT] gmail [DOT] com 

Sun, Mar 22, 2015 – Shanghai H3 Hash 1367 – For more info contact the Shanghai H3 Hash Mismanagement:  shanghaihash [AT] gmail [DOT] com 

Sat, Mar 28, 2015 – HZH3 Hash 161 – “The Earth Shattering Earth Hour Environmental Consciousness Hash” – Starting location: ??? at 2.30pm – Hare: Pain in the Clit, co-Hares: ??? – Stay tuned!

Sat, Apr 11, 2015 – HZH3 Hash 162 – “The ??? Hash – Starting location: ??? at 2.30pm – Hare: Sheep Shagger, co-Hares: Just “Cecilia” and ??? – Stay tuned!

Sat, Apr 25, 2015 – HZH3 Hash 163 – “The Far Out! Let’s Get Wild! Tai Bu Ping 太不平 Hash” – Starting location: ??? at 1pm/1.30pm/2pm/2.30pm (TBD???) – Featuring Shanghai Taiping Hash Guest Hares doing LIVE HARING – Hare: No Balls, co-Hare: Rubbed Nipple – Stay tuned for full details soon!  

Sat, May 9, 2015 – HZH3 Hash 164 – “The ??? Hash – Starting location: ??? at 2.30pm – Hare: Sweet FA, co-Hares: ??? – Stay tuned!

Sat-Sun, May 9-10, 2015 – Suzhou H3 + Drunken Dragon H3 Zhejiang Naughty Weekend Travelling (Circus) Hash – Starting location: Some hills a bit north of Ningbo??? – Stay tuned for full details soon!  

Fri-Sat, 22-24 May 2015 – 14th All China Nash Hash 2015 in Hangzhou (ACNH2015) – Regular Ticket registration now open (available until 20 March – after that you’ll pay more…)!!! See details here (Click link).

Tue, Jun 2, 2015 – HZH3 Hangzhou Hash 8th ANNIVERSARY of our founding!!!

On! On!

Hangzhou Hash House Harriers (HHHH / HZH3) Mismanagement

Send us an email to get our fortnightly HZH3 Newsletter: mismanagement [AT] hangzhou-hhh [DOT] org

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A Nash Hash promo banner image – Put it everywhere! ;)

Hi Hashers!

I think the title says it all!  🙂  Spread the word.

Nash Hash Banner by Dazed and Confused in Beijing

 Click to see the full size picture.

Thanks to Roomboy (HZH3) for the Nash Hash logo picture design and huge thanks to Dazed & Confused (BJH3) for refining the logo and for making the banner! Love your work, guys!

 

FYI everybody, there will also be a separate Thursday, 21 May, Night Hash, put on by the HZH3, for early Nash Hash arrivals. Details TBA.

 

While I’m here… I remind you that there’s now only 2 weeks to go for Nash Hash Regular Ticket registration, which is only available up to 20 March 2015.

And, your payment MUST be made before 31 March, or your ticket will become a Late Cummers Ticket and you’ll have to pay a higher amount.

ACNH2015 Info and Registration website:  https://acnh2015hz.eventbrite.com

 

Cheers and On! On!

Sweet FA

HZH3 On-Sec

ACNH2015 Hash Cash

 

On! On!
 
Hangzhou Hash House Harriers (HHHH / HZH3) Mismanagement

GM – H.E.I.D.E.

RA – Roomboy

Trailmeister – Private Parts

Hash Flash – Heavy Junk

On-Sec – Sweet FA

HZH3 Email:  mismanagement [AT] hangzhou-hhh [DOT] org
HZH3 Website and Receding Hareline:  http://www.hangzhou-hhh.org/
HZH3 Twitter:  https://twitter.com/HZH3
14th All China Nash Hash 2015 (ACNH2015 in Hangzhou) – Fri-Sun, 22-24 May 2015
Email:  acnh2015 [AT] gmail [DOT] com
Registration website:  https://acnh2015hz.eventbrite.com
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