Hangzhou “Fullish Moon”/Night Hash #1 – “The Searching for Yue Liang and Leprechauns St. Paddy’s Night Hash” –Tue, Mar 17, 2015, 8pm

Hangzhou Hashers and Friends,

Q: Why did the young Irish Hasher put on 3 condoms before making sweet love, all night long, in a wide variety of Kama Sutra-esque positions, with his lovely young Irish Harriet girlfriend?

A: To be sure, to be sure, to be sure.

On that note, let me tell you that there’s been one thing missing from Hangzhou Hashing ever since it began several thousand years ago in Ireland when the Celts and Picts were battling the Romans… and that is night time Hashes!!!

But now, after endless millennia of constant battles and conquests, our wait is finally over!

Actually, I’ll be honest, it was really just after a few months of talk, chit chat and idle whispers (and many beers) at Maya Bar, that Private Parts recently put his powerful, heavy duty leather and other space age materials, military booted foot down and drew a line in the sand… he then drew 2 more significantly shorter lines, with marksman-like military precision, and made what military folks like to call an “arrow”…

And, that arrow was pointed to Tuesday, 17 March 2015 on the calendar…

Which happens to be St. Patrick’s Day… Which happens to be an excellent day and night on which to drink green beer…

And, which also happens to be an excellent day and night on which to enter forests and steal pots of gold from Leprechauns!!! So, another benefit of doing the 1st ever Hangzhou Night Hash will be that you’ll get filthy rich!!!

Plus, there will be bonus Down Downs if you actually see the Moon!!!

Down Downs should be delivered by an appropriately attired Beer Wench / Beer AiYi, of course! 😉

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So, the date having been decided… let’s do a fun and fantabulous 1st ever Hangzhou Night Hash in about 1 week. Yay!!!

THE HASHTABULOUS DETAILS

Hangzhou “Fullish Moon”/Night Hash #1

aka “The Searching for Yue Liang and Leprechauns St. Paddy’s Night Hash“

Meeting time: Tue, Mar 17, 2015 at 8.00pm

Starting location: Maya Bar

Hare: Private Parts with co-Hares: Pain in the Clit and ???