South of the Qiantang River

We will travel south of the Qiantang River to the XiangHu Lake Area. For some of you it will be the first time you will cross the river and not go to the airport; for others, finally you don’t have to cross the river to come to the hash group.

Whether you’re a runner 跑步者, a jogger 慢跑者 or a walker 走步/爬山者, come along and hit the country roads and tea field trails while chasing the ‘hares’ through the forests and over the hills around Hangzhou with us. 欢迎大家!

Date 活动日期: Saturday, 19 November 2016

Hares: Naan-Alcoholic and Poison Apple

Meeting time 见面时间1:30 and run/walk will start at 2:00.  Please be early for the pre-Hash instructions and to store your bag!!!

Start Location 出发地点:
We will start (and finish) the #190 HZH3 Hash at the Line 1 XiangHu Metro Stop (湘湖), Exit A.  There will be a place to store your bags.  We will return to Xianghu Metro Stop and have the circle.  The Bash will be near Binhe Metro Stop (滨河路). Metro Ticket is included to go to the bash venue.

Meeting point Google Map (click link):   https://goo.gl/maps/rm592Z3CEu12

Cost 费用: 20RMB – Covers: run/hike, beer and snacks. 包括: 跑步/爬山,啤酒,小吃.
After the #190 Hash we’ll have the “Circle” to award Down Downs (beer provided 免费啤酒) for transgressions of Hash etiquette or protocol, errors of judgement, and various other misdemeanors, and then everyone is invited to join us for the Bash (dinner 晚餐). NOTE: The Bash has a separate cost. 注意:晚餐是另一个费用.

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Meet near this shop, Exit A.

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HZH3 Hash Stash and Haberdash FOR SALE!!! – 买 HZH3 专业服装和东西

Now that the Nash Hash is over, we have lots of Hangzhou HZH3 Hash Gear for you to buy!!!

There will be Down Downs at all future HZH3 Hashes for any Hashers (except first time Virgins, of course) who are not wearing or using any Hash gear in the Circle after the Hash. You have been warned!  😉

  1. NEW HZH3 Socks – 35rmb/pair – NEW!!! – The socks are NOT included in the set price below.

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A set of all items below will cost just 290rmb. – BARGAIN!!!  :)

  1. HZH3 Patch – 10rmb
  2. Nash Hash Shirt – 100rmb – Limited sizes available
  3. Nash Hash Shorts – 70rmb – Limited sizes available
  4. Nash Hash Sports Cap- 50rmb – Not shown in picture.
  5. Nash Hash Compact Sports Bag- 80rmb
  6. Nash Hash Key Chain with “Bottle Opener”- 10rmb
  7. Nash Hash Patch- 10rmb

HZH3 Stash and Haberdash

NOTE: The socks are NOT included in the set price.

 

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 Nash Hash Sports Cap!!!  (Modeled by “Sweet Creamy Facial”)

2015-16 HZH3 MISmanagement Committee Election results

After restarting the Hangzhou Hash in Feb 2014, it’s time to say goodbye to the old 2014-15 HZH3 MISmanagement Committee and hello to the new 2015-16 HZH3 MISmanagement Committee!

The named Hashers in attendance at Hash #170 (Sat, 20 June 2015) stayed late after the Bash for a meeting to elect the new HZH3 MISmanagement.

Meeting to elect the new 2015-16 HZH3 MISmanagemnet Committee - After Hash 170 on Sat 20 June 2015

Congratulations to all those elected and chosen for positions on our new HZH3 MISmanagement!!!

***2015-16 HZH3 MISmanagement Committee Election results

GM
Ceremonial leader of the Hangzhou HHH. Takes care of general administrative matters of the Hash. Runs the circle together with the glorious RA.
>>Triple-X / Beverley – Grand Mattress
>>PitC / Bethany – Grand Mistress
*The GMs will take turns

RA
The worst and loudest voice and best memory for weird songs and heinous crimes committed by the assembled Hashers. Guardian of the Cock of Shame. Responsible for Hash Namings and the weather of course!
>>Gasbag / Thierry
>>Magic Footlong / Julian
>>Ring of Fire / Eric
*The RAs will take turns
**Magic Footlong is not on WeChat (yet…?) – Win by a Nip can pass messages

On-Sec
Our official Hash secretary. Publishes and sends out the (roughly) fortnightly HZH3 Hash Newsletter. Also, manages the HZH3 Email account/s and Contact list and is the 1st contact person when interacting with other Hash Kennels. Should liaise with the HZH3 Hash Committee regarding inter-Kennel events. He or she who (very roughly…) keeps track of your run count and thus seeing that you get your due rewards. (Sweet FA has not been doing this…) Also acts as GM and HC when needed.
>>Sweet FA / TimF

Hash Cash
He or she who acts as the treasurer. This Hasher collects and takes care of the money of the run. Also, repays Hares for Hash trail marking supplies and Beer purchased.
>>Pussy Galore / Trisha

Hare Razor
The very sociable Hasher elected to encourage other Hashers to Hare runs. Supposed to know everything there is to know about laying a good trail.
>>Private Dancer / Yuji
*may be assisted by Win by a Nip / Cathy, when required
**all Hashers should encourage others to Hare

Hash Haberdash
The Hashers who design and sell Hash Stash and paraphernalia such as t-shirts, socks, shorts, patches and other novelties.
>>Triple-X / Beverley
*Triple-X will store and sell Hash Stash
**Design duties for future Stash and Haberdash can be open to all Hashers

Hash Flash
He or she responsible for immortalizing with a camera the best (and worst) moments in the Hash…
>>This position is still vacant – Please share your photos!!!   🙂
*Triple-X is willing to collate photos from various sources
**We need to choose a new photo site that is not blocked in China… Ideas?

Hash Scribe
A Hasher with a incredible memory and stunning writing skills. Knows “special tricks“, like how to change font styles and text colours… The Hash Scribe should write the Re-Hash Reports, or delegate someone (e.g. The Hares!!!) to do so.
>>Sweet FA / TimF
>>PitC / Bethany
>>Plus, the Hares for each Hash

Hash Busmaster
The Hasher responsible for making sure hire buses pick us up on time and get us where we are suppposed to be going on road trip Hashes.
>>Sheep Shagger / Ray

Hash Icemaster
The Hasher responsible for ordering ice and making sure the beers are cold.
>>Comes Too Fast / Sunny

Hash Trailmeister
The Hasher who thinks they know every trail in and around our fair city and for helping Hares to find little known trails, if they need assistance.
>>Sweet FA / TimF

It’s going to be a great year ahead with our new MISmanagement team!!! :)

 

***Overview of HZH3 in 2014-15

Near the beginning of 2014, the Hangzhou Hash House Harriers (HZH3 / HHHH) was restarted by H.E.I.D.E., Roomboy and Sweet FA after a break of 3 long years of no Hashing in Hangzhou!!! The first new Hangzhou Hash event, HZH3 Hash #134, was held on Sat, 22 Feb 2014. It started at that favourite haunt of Hangzhou Hashers, Maya Bar, of course!  🙂

We also did some great bus trip 1-day and 2-day (weekend) Hashes and cooperated a few times with the Shanghai Drunken Dragon H3 (DDH3), the Suzhou H3 (SZH3), the Shanghai Taiping H3 (TH3) and the Shanghai H3 (SH3).

1 HZH3 Hash 134 had 19 starters at Maya Bar --- 18 would be there at the end - timmod


In 2015, from 21 – 24 May, the HZH3 also hosted the 14th All China Nash Hash (ACNH2015). It was a great and successful event. It’s a credit to all HZH3 Hashers for making it successful, but special thanks to the ACNH2015 Committee, Hares and Helpers for all their enthusiasm, hard work and effort!

See lots more ACNH2015 photos on Facebook here (VPN required): https://www.facebook.com/groups/1121035121247198/











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Thanks to all the 2014-15 MISmanagement team, Helpers and Hares for all their efforts to rebuild the Hangzhou Hash since the restart.

To those who have left Hangzhou, the legends of your exploits will live on forever!!! Or, maybe just until we forget… It’s the beer, I tell you!  ;)

And, for those who are staying, you still have the chance to let your new exploits become HZH3 legends!

 

***2014-15 MISmanagement and Helpers

  • GM – H.E.I.D.E. with help from Triple-X and PitC
  • RA – Roomboy with help from Gasbag, Private Parts and Magic Footlong
  • On-Sec – Sweet FA
  • Trailmeisters – Private Parts and Sweet FA
  • Hash Flash – Heavy Junk and Triple-X
  • Busmaster – Sheep Shagger
  • Hash Cash – H.E.I.D.E. and Sweet FA
  • Hash Scribe – Sweet FA

Cheers and On! On!

Sweet FA / TimF
HZH3 On-Sec

MIS-MANAGEMENT ELECTIONS 2015 – 20 June

MIS-MANAGEMENT (MM) ELECTIONS

Sat, 20 June 2015 (after HZH3 Hash #170)

 We ask you to send your nominations directly to:

mismanagement [AT] hangzhou-hhh [DOT] org

NOMINATE NOW!!!

PLEASE UPDATE YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS, IF NECESSARY…


HOW THE NOMINATION PROCESS WORKS?

You can nominate any Hasher (including yourself or current Mis-Management (MM)) for any of the positions below by writing, with your nominations, directly to:

mismanagement [AT] hangzhou-hhh [DOT] org

We will receive your nominations from now till Friday, 19 June, at 18:00. Based on your nomination we will have a final list of candidates that can be elected to become part of the exclusive Mis-Management (MM) team!

Remember that the winners will be announced in an amazing “FOYW old MM and Welcome new MM!” Party, to be held after the HZH3 Hash #170 on Sat, June 20!

 

WHAT ARE THE AVAILABLE POSITIONS?

Try to nominate at least 2 Hashers per position as most of those need 2 persons to fully cover the role. One Hasher may be nominated for multiple positions, but GM and RA roles, in particular, should be filled by different people. See below.

Grand Master (GM)Current GM, H.E.I.D.E., is not available.  – Current co-GM, Private Parts, is not available. – Current co-GM, Triple-X, is available. – Current co-GM, Pain in the Clit, is available.
Ceremonial leader of the Hangzhou HHH. Takes care of general administrative matters of the Hash. Runs the circle together with the glorious RA.


Religious Adviser (RA)Current RA, Roomboy, is not available. Current co-RA, Gasbag, is available. Current co-RA, Magic Footlong, is available.
The worst and loudest voice and best memory for weird songs and heinous crimes committed by the assembled Hashers. Guardian of the Cock of Shame. Responsible for namings and the weather of course!


Hash Cash (HC)Current HC, H.E.I.D.E., is not available. Current co-HC, Sweet FA, is available, but would like to nominate others.
He or she who acts as the treasurer. This Hasher collects and takes care of the money of the run. Also, repays Hares for Hash trail marking supplies and Beer purchased.


On-Sec (OS) – Current OS, Sweet FA, is available, but would like to nominate others.
Manages the HZH3 Email Contact list and is the contact person when interacting with other Hash Kennels. Should liaise with the HZH3 Hash Committee regarding inter-Kennel events. Our official secretary. He or she who (very roughly…) keeps track of your run count and thus seeing that you get your due reward. (Sweet FA has not been doing this…) Also acts as GM and HC when needed.


Hare Razor (HR) – Current HR, Sweet FA, is available, but would like to nominate others.
The very sociable Hasher elected to encourage other Hashers to Hare runs. Supposed to know everything there is to know about laying a good trail.


Hash Haberdasher (HH) – Current HH, Triple-X, is available.
The Hashers who design and sell hash stash and paraphernalia such as t-shirts, socks, shorts, patches and other novelties.


Hash Scribe (HS) – Current HS, Sweet FA, is available (but, guiltily, hasn’t kept with Re-Hash Reports since HZH3 Hash #153…), and would like to nominate others.
A Hasher with a incredible memory and stunning writing skills. Publishes the (roughly) fortnightly HZH3 Hash Newsletter. Knows “special tricks“, like how to change font styles and text colours… Also, the Hash Scribe should write the Re-Hash Reports, or delegate someone (e.g. The Hares!!!) to do so.


Hash Flash (HF)Current HF, Heavy Junk, is not available. – Current co-HF, Triple-X, is available. 
He or she responsible for immortalizing with a camera the best (and worst) moments in the hash…


Copy this voting form into an email, choose 2 Hashers for each position, and send it to us by Friday, 19 June. Put your real name and your Hash name (if you have one) in the email Subject line!

mismanagement [AT] hangzhou-hhh [DOT] org

We are looking forward to receive your nominations!

On  On,

The Hangzhou HHH Mis-Management

PS. This voting form has been artistically and stylistically influenced by…. slightly copied small parts of some sections from…. completely and shamelessly plagiarised from…. the Beijing HHH.

HZH3 8th BIRTHDAY PARTY (Tue, 2 Jun, 6pm) + HZH3 Hash #169 (Sat, 6 Jun, 3.30pm) – BOTH at Maya Bar!

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Hi Folks,

I’ll just give you a short and sweet message for now… We have a fun and busy 2 weeks of Hashing ahead!!!  🙂

First, a big congratulations to HEIDE and Saeko on the birth of their new baby boy!!! Another new Hasher has been born.  🙂

 

Second, the Hangzhou Hash is turning 8 years old on Tuesday (2 June), so let’s celebrate with a few HZH3 Birthday drinks at Maya Bar where it all began, of course! The fun will start at 6pm. TimH at Maya Bar will generously give everyone 1 free drink (Tiger beer or Coke/Sprite/Water). Just add Maya Bar on WeChat and LIKE the latest Moments post (which has our Hangzhou Hash logo in it).

mmexport1433214921535If you are still thirsty (and what true Hasher wouldn’t be??? ;)), then the HZH3 will give you a 2nd drink  (Tiger beer or Coke/Sprite/Water) free for Hashers!  🙂  Some people will no doubt do the usual Tuesday night run/walk at 7.30pm too.

Meeting point:

Maya Bar, 94 Baisha Quan (玛雅酒吧, 白沙泉94号) – just off Shuguang Road

– Baidu Map to meeting point: http://j.map.baidu.com/mMES1

– Google Map to meeting point: https://goo.gl/maps/hJUOl

 

Third, goodbye and goodluck to Ginger Jesus (Matt S.). Unfortunately, things didn’t work out for Ginger Jesus to stay in China any longer.  🙁  We’ll definitely miss THAT beard… Oh, and the rest of him as well, obviously.  😉

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Fourth, while we’re on the subject of goodbyes… The good news is that Private Parts and Heavy Junk are going to Hare our next HZH3 Hash #169 on Sat, 6 June, meeting at 3.30pm again at Maya Bar (see location info above).

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You know it’s going to be a great Hash trail, Circle and Bash, so don’t miss this chance to say goodbye to these two stalwarts of the Hangzhou Hash before they exit China.

HZH3 Hash #169 中文 Chinese 豆瓣 (Douban) link:  http://www.douban.com/event/24492300/ (有可能要等一会儿才可以看到)

 

Fifth, now the Nash Hash is over, we have lots of Hangzhou HZH3 Hash Gear for you to buy!!!

There will be Down Downs at all future HZH3 Hashes for any Hashers (except first time Virgins, of course) who are not wearing or using any Hash gear in the Circle after the Hash.

  1. NEW HZH3 Socks – 35rmb/pair – NEW!!! – The socks are NOT included in the set price below.

A set of all items below will cost just 290rmb. – BARGAIN!!!  🙂

  1. HZH3 Patch – 10rmb
  2. Nash Hash Shirt – 100rmb – Limited sizes available
  3. Nash Hash Shorts – 70rmb – Limited sizes available
  4. Nash Hash Sports Cap- 50rmb – Not shown in picture.
  5. Nash Hash Compact Sports Bag- 80rmb
  6. Nash Hash Key Chain with “Bottle Opener”- 10rmb
  7. Nash Hash Patch- 10rmb

HZH3 Stash and Haberdash

NOTE: The socks are NOT included in the set price.

 

Nash hash Sports Cap!!!  (Modeled by Just “Mimi”)

 

Sixth, while we’re on the subject of birthdays… the Drunken Dragon Hash (DDH3) in Shanghai is having their 9th Anniversary on Sat, 13 June. – For more info contact the Drunken Dragon Hash Mismanagement:  drunkendragonh3 [AT] gmail [DOT] comYou MUST PRE-REGISTER by email to book a seat on the bus! See info about the bus meeting point in Shanghai here (click link).

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Seventh, HZH3 Hash #170 (Sat, 20 June, 3.30pm) will be another great Hash in another great location,, so save the date and don’t miss it!!! Sweet FA (errr, that’s me…) will be the lead Hare, so no doubt it will be the best Hash ever.  😉   Stay tuned for final details in a week or two!

 

And, finally, Sat, 20 June is also the date of the elections for our new Mismanagement Committee. We’ll hold the elections after the Hash.

I’ll send out voting forms soon. Start thinking about who you think can do a good (or so-so) job at MISmanagement….  🙂

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OK. That’s all I’ve got for you….

Cheers and On! On!

Sweet FA

HZH3 On-Sec

New earlier meeting time for December 2014 and January 2015 HZH3 Hashes

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Hi Hashers, Here are a couple of quick updates for you.

First, note that our HZH3 Hash events in December and January will start 1 hour earlier with meeting at 1.30pm. This is so we can make the Hash hiking and running courses a bit longer and still hold the Circle in daylight too.

You can always see future planned HZH3 Hashes on the HZH3 Receding Hareline page on our HZH3 website, but check back once or twice as the event approaches as there may may some changes after initial details are posted.

HZH3 Receding Hareline:  http://www.hangzhou-hhh.org/?page_id=8

Second, it’s great that we already have 3 Hares for our next Hash #153 on Sat, 6 Dec, 1.30pm. Thanks to lead Hare, Phonebox, and co-Hares, Just “Theresa” and Just “Cecilia” for volunteering early and making my job easy! Yay!!!  

HZH3 Hash #153 will take place just S-E of West Lake in the YuHuang Shan (Jade Emperor Hill) and WuShan Square area of Hangzhou. Although Phonebox lives in Shanghai these days, she’s one of the original Hangzhou Hashers from 5 years ago and knows how to set a great Hash trail. Stay tuned for the next HZH3 Newsletter in your email box for details!!!

Make sure you’re on our HZH3 Newsletter email mailing list. mismanagement [AT] hangzhou-hhh [DOT] org

Third, if you want to volunteer to be a Hare, then try to do the same as the 3 well organised Hares for our next Hash have done and put your hand up as early as possible. You don’t have to wait until 1 week before the next Hash to volunteer to be a Hare. The earlier, the better! Just look at the future Hashes we have planned on the HZH3 Receding Hareline page on our HZH3 website (see link above) and think about which date suits you, then let me know for which Hash you can volunteer to be a Hare. We love Hares and we love volunteers! 

Cheers and On! On!

Sweet FA – HZH3 On-Sec