WARNING:   Many songs contain ribald language or suggestive lyrics or taboo topics. Be warned before reading at your own choice.

Table of Contents

Drinking Demonstration

1. Why Was She Born So Beautiful

Songs (Occasions)

1. Shitty Trail (Honoring the Hare)
2. We Got Virgins (Welcoming Virgins)
3. Slackers (Punishing Slackers)
4. Meet The Hashers (Regulars)
5. Front Running Bastards (FRBs)
6. Dead Fucking Last (Last to BS/Onins)
7. You are beautiful (Best Dressed)
8. Why Born So Pitiful (Worst Dressed)
9. Hashy Birthday (Birthdays)
10. Hash-ers (Short Cutting)
11. Mobile Phone (Technology Use)
12. Hasher’s Fucking Late (Late Cummers)

Songs (Occasions)

13. Gotta Wear Some Hash Gear (Hash Gear)
14. Hashing Doggy Style (Dog on Hash)
15. Let it Flow (Toilet Stops)
16. Liang Zhi Hashers (Running Fast)
17. I Was Pregnant (Pregnancy)
18. What A Wank (Long Time No See)
19. The Hasher Song (Patche/Mugging/Naming)
20. Why Are We Waiting (When hash waits)
21. BULLSHIT (For excuse or bad stories)
22. Soldier Song (Asshole-ness)

Songs (She & Him)

23. If Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Testes Like Shit
24. He/She Is All Right
25. He/She Ought to Be Publicly Pissed On

Songs (Charging you)

26. You are Stupid
27. 你是傻比你是猪
28. You’re #1

Songs (General Down-Down)

29. The Down-Down Song
30. Dough, Ray, Me
31. We are the Hashers
32. We Like Beer
33. Down Down Down Your Beer
34. Foreskin Song (4 Hashers)
35. It’s A Small Dick After All
36. B-I-M-B-O (Harriet)
37. O-R-G-Y
38. Jungle Smell
39. Jesus Can’t Go Hashing

Nationalities

40. No sense of Humor (German)
41. Illegitimate (Aussie)

Closing

42. Fuck Off You Wank (FOYW)
43. Swing Low

Warm up

44. Father Abraham

 

Can I have a note? Mi Mi Mi Mi Miiiii Yu Yu Yu Yu Yuuuuu

0. Why was she born so beautiful
[Demostration/visitor/virgins/etc]

Why was she born so beautiful?
Why was she born at all?
She’s no fucking use to anyone,
She’s no fucking use at all.
Down down down down down…

1. SHITTY TRAIL
[Introduce the Hares] (Melody – Mickey Mouse Club March)

S-H-I-T-T-Y T-R-A-I-L
Shitty trail (It sucked!),
Shitty trail (It was fucked!),
The motherfuckers laid a shitty trail.
I would rather drink a beer than run the shitty trail,
S-H-I-T-T-Y T-R-A-I-L

F-U-C-K-E-D A-G-A-I-N
Fucked again,
Fucked again,
Bend over, grab your ankles, here it comes again
I would rather divorced again than run the fucked-up trail
F-U-C-K-E-D A-G-A-I-N
Drink it down, down, down, down…

2. We’ve Got Virgins
[Virgins / New Cummers] (Melody – Are You Sleeping Brother John)

We’ve got virgins,
We’ve got virgins,
At our hash, at our hash,
Gonna get’em drunked up,
Gonna get’em fucked up,
Down the hatch,
Up the ass
Drink it down, down, down…

3. Slackers
[Longtime no see] (Melody – Old MacDonald Had a Farm)

Slackers came back to our hash, e i e i o
We’ll tell you what you missed last time, e ie i o
Missed a beer, beer here, missed a beer, beer there.
Here a beer, there a beer, everywhere a bee,beer.
Fucked a virgin here, fucked a virgin there.
Here a fuck, there a fuck, everywhere a fuck,fuck.
Slackers came back to our hash, e i e i o
Drink it down, down, down…

4. Meet The Hashers
[Honor the regulars] (Melody – The Flintstones)

Hashers, meet the hashers,
They’re the biggest drunks in history,
From the town of Hangzhou, they’re the leaders in debauchery.
Half minds, trailing shiggy through the years,
Watch them, as they down a lot of beers,
Downdown, down down down down, Down down down down down…

5. Front Running Bastard
[For FRB] (Melody – Rocket Man)

And I think it’s gonna be a long long trail
Till I touch down at the on in
I’m not the wanker that they think I am
Oh ooon ooon oon…
I’m a rocket ma-a-a-a-a-a-aaan
Rocketmaaaaaaaaaan!
I drink it down down down down down…

6. Dead Fucking Last
[Last to On in] (Melody – 桃花朵朵开 Tao Hua Duo Duo Kai)

我在这儿等着你过来
Wǒ zài zhè er děng zhe nǐ guò lái
等着你过来,你的大华彩
Děngzhe nǐ guò lái, Nǐ de dà huá cǎi
(重复一次)
(repeat once)
哎哟哎哟,你跑得那么慢
Āiyō āi yō, Nǐ pǎo de nà me màn
哎哟哎哟,你跑得那么慢
Āiyō āi yō, Nǐ pǎo de nà me màn
I drink it down down down down down…

7. You Are Beautiful
[Best dressed] (Melody – You are beautiful)

You’re beautiful,
you’re beautiful,
you’re beautiful it’s true,
With your stretchy pants,
And your shiny shoes,
Well we don’t know what to do,
Cuz’we’ll never look like you,
Drink it down down down down down…

8. Why Were They Born So Pitiful
[Worst dressed] (Melody – ???)

Why was s/he born so pitiful?
Why was s/he born at all?
S/he’s no fuckin’ use to anyone,
S/he’s no fuckin’ use at all.
Drink it down down down down down…

9. Hashy Birthday
[Introduce the birthday boy/girl] (Melody – Volga Boatmen/Happy Birthday)

Happy Birthday! <thud!>
Happy Birthday! <thud!>
Death,destruction, and despair;
People dying everywhere
Happy Birthday! <thud!>
Happy Birthday! <thud!>
Children dying far and near;
They say that cancer’s caused by beer
So Hashy Birthday fuck you,
Hashy Birthday fuck you,
Hashy birthday you asshole,
Hashy Birthday fuck you.
Drink it down down down down down…

10. Hash-ers
[shot-cut] (Melody – Hey-Jude)

Hash-ers, took a short cut,
Took a short cut to the OnIn.
Remember,
You gotta hash the full run,
Or your poor bum, will feel leather,
Leather, leather, leather… oooooh!
(locate& use bitch slapper)
Drink it down down down down down…

11. Mobile Phone
[technology use] (Melody – Jingle Bells)

Mobile phone, mobile phone,
Mobile all the way,
We’ll stick that mobile up your arse
And there it’s gonna stay, hey!
玩手机，玩手机，
（Wan shou ji, wan shou ji）
你是手机控
(Ni shi shou ji kong)
放下手机打飞机，
(Fang xia shou ji da fei ji,)
一起打飞机，嘿！
( Yi qi da fei ji, hey!)
Drink it down down down down down…

12. Hasher’s Fucking Late
[Late cummers ] (Melody – Twinkle Twinkle Little Star)

Hasher, hasher’s fucking late,
Yet again forgot the date.
Missed the OnOn,
Missed the beer,
Thought we’d never see you here.
Hasher, hasher’s fucking late,
Go on home and masturbate.
Drink it down down down down down…

13. Gotta Wear Some Hash Gear
[No hash gear ] (Melody Tune only – Price Tag)

It’s not about the money, money, money.
We gave you free badges, badges, badges.
But if you wanna run here.
You gotta wear some hash gear.
You could earn a t-shirt, t-shirt, t-shirt.
Or visit other hashes, hashes, hashes.
But then you’ve gotta run in it.
So come and get some hash shit.
Drink it down, down, down, down….

14. Hashy Doggy Style
[Bring dog to hash ] (Melody Tune Only – Gangnam Style)

Heeyyyy, sexy doggy;
Woof, woof, woof, woof;
Hashing doggy style
Heeyyyy, sexy doggy;
Woof, woof, woof, woof;
We love it doggy style.
Drink it down, down, down, down….

15. Let It Flow
[ Toilet stops ] (Melody – Let It Go)

Let it flow, let it flow.
Can’t hold back anymore.
Let it flow, let it flow.
It’ll end up on the floor.
Here I squat, or hold my cock,
Must carry on,
In public never bothers me anyway
Drink it down, down, down, down….

16. Liang Zhi Hashers
[Running fast ] (Melody – 两只老虎 Are you Sleeping Brother John)

（中文）
两只hashers两只hashers
跑得快，跑得快
一只没有几把，一只没有蛋蛋
真奇怪，真奇怪
Drink it down, down, down, down….

（Pin Yin）
Liang zhi hashers, liang zhi hashers
Pao de kuai, pao de kuai
Yi zhi mei you jiba, yi zhi mei you dan dan
Zhen qi guai, zhenqi guai
Drink it down, down, down, down….

17. I Was Pregnant
[Pregnancy ] (Melody – Happy New Year)

I was pregnant
I was pregnant
But now I am drinking beer
From Virginia to China,
When the baby disappear
Drink it down, down, down, down….

18. What A Wank
[ ] (Melody – William Tell Overture)

What a wank, what a wank,
What a wank, wank, wank,What a wank, what a wank,
What a wank, wank, wank.What a wank, what a wank,
What a wank, wank, wank,What a wank, wank, wank, wank.
Drink it down, down, down, down….

19. The Hasher Song
[Patches/Muggings/Namings] (Melody – ???)

ONE
S/he’s a hasher, s/he’s true blue,
S/he’s a hasher, through and through.
S/he’s an asshole (or pisspot), so they say,
Tried to go to heaven, but s/he went the other way.
Drink it down, down, down, down….

GROUP
They are hashers, they’re true blue,
They are hashers, through and through.
They are assholes (or pisspots), so they say,
Tried to go to heaven, but they went the other way.
Drink it down, down, down, down….

20. Why Are We Waiting
[When the hash waits ] (Melody – O Come Let Us Adore Him)

Why are we waiting?Could be masturbating
Or [fornicating]
Or [rollerblading]
Or [my grandma’s ovulating]
Oh, why are we waiting,So fucking long?
Drink it down, down, down, down….

21. BULLSHIT
[for excuse or bad stories ] (Melody – Row Back Row Back)

Bullshit, bullshit,
It all sounds like bullshit to me, to me.
Bullshit, bullshit,
It all sounds like bullshit to me.
Drink it down, down, down, down….

Or
Sounds like, sounds like,
Sounds like bullshit to me.
Drink it down, down, down, down….

22. Soldier Song
[asshole-ness ] (Melody – Eine Kleine Nachtmusik (Mozart) )

Asshole, asshole,
A soldier I will be,
To piss, to piss,
Two pistols on my knee.
For cunt, for cunt,
For country and for Queen,
Asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole,
A soldier I will be.
Drink it down, down, down, down….

23. If your Girl/Boyfriend Tastes Like Shit
[couple coming ] (Melody Tune Only – If You’re Happy and You Know It, Clap Your Hands)

If your girlfriend tastes like shit, turn her over,
If your girlfriend tastes like shit, turn her over.
If your girlfriend tastes like shit,
That’s her asshole, not her clit.
If your girlfriend tastes like shit, turn her over.

If your boyfriend tastes like shit, turn him over,
If your boyfriend tastes like shit, turn him over.
If your boyfriend tastes like shit,
That’s his asshole, not his dick.
If your boyfriend tastes like shit, turn him over.

24. He/She is all right
[ ] (Melody – ???)

She’s all right,
She’s all right,
She’s a little flat-chested,
But she’s all right.
Drink it down, down, down, down….

He’s all right,
He’s all right,
He’s got a teeny-weeny dick,
But he’s all right.
Drink it down, down, down, down….

25. He/She Ought to Be Publicly Pissed On
[Good for punishing Hares, short cutters, private Circles, etc ] (Melody – My Bonnie Lies over the Ocean)

She ought to be publicly pissed on,
She ought to be publicly shot,
Bang Bang!
She ought to be tied to a urinal,
And left there to fester and rot.
Drink it down, down, down, down….

26. You Are Stupid
[ ] (Melody – ???)

You’re stupid
You’re stupid
You’re really fucking dumb
If it wasn’t for your mother
You’d be a piece of cum
Drink it down, down, down, down….

27. 你是傻逼你是猪
[ ] (Melody – ???)

你是傻逼，你是猪
你是傻逼，你是猪。
你是隔夜大尿壶
不去做爱来跑步
你是傻逼你是猪
你是大尿壶！
Drink it down, down, down, down….
(Pin Yin)
Nǐ shì shǎbī, nǐ shì zhū.
Nǐ shì géyè dà niào hú
bù qù zuò’ài lái pǎobù
nǐ shì shǎbī nǐ shì
Drink it down, down, down, down….

28. YOU’RE #1
[ ] (Melody – Na Na-na–na-na)

You’re not #5, ( hold up five fingers)
Not #4 (put down one finger)
#3 (put down one finger)
#2 (put down one finger)
You’re #1 (with only middle finger raised)
Drink it down, down, down, down….

29. The Down Down Song
[ ] (Melody – ???)

This is a down-down song,
It’s not very long.
Drink it down, down, down, down….

30. Dough, Ray, Me
[ ] (Melody – Do-Re-Mi)

Dough, the stuff that buys me beer,
Ray, the guy who brings me beer.
Me, the guy who drinks the beer,
Fa(r), a long long way to beer.
So, I’ll have another beer,
La(ugh), and have another beer.
Tea, no thanks I’ll have a beer,
And that brings us back to,
D’oh! D’oh!, D’oh! Do’h!
Drink it down, down, down, down….

31. We Are The Hashers
[ ] (Melody Tune Only- We Are the Champions)

We are the hashers, my friends
And we’ll keep on hashing till the end
We are the hashers,
We are the hashers
Runners and boozers,
Cuz’ we are the hashers of Hangzhou.
Drink it down, down, down, down….

32. We Like Beer
[ ] (Melody Tune Only – Three Blind Mice)

We like beer, we like beer,
We like beer, we like beer,
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do,
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
It like beer, I like beer.
Drink it down, down, down, down….

33. Down Down Down Your Beer
[ ] (Melody – Row, Row, Row Your Boat)

Down Down Down your beer,
To pay for your crime.
Quit complaining about the taste,
There’s no sperm this time.
Drink it down, down, down, down….

34. The Foreskin Song
[ When 4 hashers in circle] (Melody – My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean)

My one skin hangs down to my two skin,
My two skin hangs down to my three
My three skin hangs down to my foreskin,
My foreskin hangs down to my knee.
Roll back, roll back,
Oh, roll back my foreskin for me, for me.
Roll back, roll back,
Oh, roll back my foreskin for me.
Drink it down, down, down, down….

35. It’s A Small Dick After All
[ ] (Melody – It’s a Small World After All)

Well, it’s not too hard, and it’s not too thick,
It gets hard too slow, and it comes too quick.
It gets lost in her twat,
But it’s all that he’s got.
It’s a small dick after all.
It’s a small dick after all,
It’s a small dick after all,
It’s a small dick after all,
It’s a small, small dick.
Drink it down, down, down, down….

36. B-I-M-B-O
[ Harriets ] (Melody – B-I-N-G-O)

B-I-M-B-O,
B-I-M-B-O,
B-I-M-B-O,
and BIMBO was her name-O
Drink it down, down, down, down….

37. O-R-G-Y
[ ] (Melody – ???)

Give me an “O”!
Give me an “R”!
Give me a “G”!
Give me a “Y”!
What does that spell?
ORGY!
What does that take?
TEAMWORK!
Drink it down, down, down, down….

38. Jungle Smell
[ ] (Melody – Jingle Bells )

Jungle smell, jungle smell,
Shitty all the way.
Oh what fun it is to run,
Through the swamp on a Sunday.
Jungle smell, jungle smell,
Trailing all the way.
All those drunken S.C.B.’s,
Cursing the whole day.
Drink it down, down, down, down….

39. Jesus Can’t Go Hashing
[ ] (Melody – Battle Hymn of the Republic)

SAMPLE VERSE:
Jesus can’t go hashing ’cause he’s nailed upon the cross,
Jesus can’t go hashing ’cause he’s nailed upon the cross,
Jesus can’t go hashing ’cause he’s nailed upon the cross,
Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves.
CHORUS:
Free beer for all the hashers;
Free beer for all the hashers;
Free beer for all the hashers;
Jesus Saves, Jesus Saves, Jesus Saves!
FINAL VERSE:
Jesus, we’re only kidding!
Jesus, we’re only kidding!
Jesus, we’re only kidding!
Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves!
（Other Version）
Jesus can’t go hashing ’cause his feet are tied together!
Jesus can’t go hashing ’cause his dad knows all the trails!
Jesus can’t go hashing ’cause he’s busy getting nailed!
Jesus don’t need flour ’cause he lays the trail in blood;
Jesus can’t go hashing ’cause Judas pissed him off!
Jesus can’t go hashing ’cause he’s only got 12 friends!
Jesus can’t go hashing ’cause shiggy on his head!
Jesus can’t go hashing ’cause his wood is just too big!
Jesus can’t go hashing ’cause his dad knows all the trails!
Jesus can’t go hashing ’cause his girlfriend is a whore!
Jesus can’t go hashing ’cause he turns the beer to wine!
Jesus can’t go hashing ’cause he’s stuck behind a rock!
Jesus can’t go hashing ’cause he shortcuts across the lake!
Jesus can’t go hashing ’cause a Jew won’t pay five bucks!
Jesus can’t go hashing ’cause the flour falls through his hands!
Jesus can’t go hashing ’cause he’s mowing my front lawn!

40. No Sense of Humor
[German] (Melody – ???)

Germans have no sense of humor,
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
It’s not true but they don’t know it
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Drink it down, down, down, down….

41. Illegitimate
[ Aussie] (Melody – The Old Gray Mare)

All Australians are born illegitimate,
Born illegitimate,
Born illegitimate,
All Australians are born illegitimate,
Bastards through and through.
They ain’t got no, birth certificates,
Birth certificates,
Birth certificates.
They ain’t got no, birth certificates,
Bastards through and through.

42. Fuck Off, You Wank
[ Leaving Permanently] (Melody – Auld Lang Syne)

Fuck off, you wank,
fuck off, you wank,
Fuck off, you wank, fuck off.
Fuck off, you wank, fuck off, you wank,
Fuck off, you wank, fuck off.

43. International Hash Hymn
[ Closing] (Melody – Swing Low, Sweet Chariot)

Swing low, sweet chariot,
Coming for to carry me home.
Swing low, sweet chariot.
Coming for to carry me home.
I looked over Jordan, and what did I see,
Coming for to carry me home?
A band of angels coming after me,
Coming for to carry me home.
If you get there before I do,
Coming for to carry me home.
Tell all my friends, I’m coming too,
Coming for the carry me home.
(repeat with variations:
tongue out, humming, silent, disco, etc.)

44. Father Abraham
[ Warm up] (Melody – Old Camp Song)

Father Abraham
Had seven sons
Seven sons had Father Abraham
And they never laughed
And they never cried
All they did was go like this With the right

(Wave right hand in time to the melody;
add the following lines to the end of each verse as the song progresses:) …

And the left (Wave left hand) …
And the right (Kick right foot out) …
And the left (Kick left foot out) …
And an “OOH!” (Thrust butt backwards) …
And an ”AAH!” (Thrust pelvis forwards)

Final run of chorus, all motions included; end with:
“OOH! AAH!”