The Hangzhou Hash is usually held every two weeks, but it may be less frequent in the holiday season or hot summer.
Yeehaw! Put on your running shoes and cancel your therapists, because we’re somehow doing a THIRD hash this month. That’s right, #291 and #292 weren’t enough to satisfy our masochism. We’re now on #293. Your couch is weeping.
This time, we’re gracing the picturesque village of Longjin with our sweaty presence. The name translates to “Dragon Well,” because of course it does. Local legend says if you place seven bottles of beer over the well (like those nerds in Dragon Ball), a dragon will pop out to grant wishes.
Frankly, if a magical beast appears, I won’t be wasting my wish on world peace. I’m asking for a self-replenishing beer fridge. It’s what any reasonable, responsible adult would do.
🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻
🍻 (That’s seven, I counted. Don’t mess this up.)
~ TOP SECRET GOSSIP FLASH ~
We are being honored by the visit of a certain notorious and beloved hasher—direct from her mother kennel! She’s so famous, we can’t even say her name. We can only offer this artist’s rendition (below). Is it really her? Is it a wolf in sheep’s clothing? Certainly we expect her to make lot of people come this time.
（Misterious Visitor）
On-On, you glorious, over-committed maniacs! 🐺💨
家人们谁懂啊！同一个月连冲三场Hash（#291→#292→#293），咱们这出勤率比上班打卡还积极，怕不是要把杭州Hash 跑/喝成 “月度限定连续剧”？😤
本次目的地锁定龙井村 —— 翻译过来就是 “井里锁着龙” 的神仙宝地！本小编突发奇想：要是照搬《龙珠》剧情，凑齐 7 瓶啤酒摞在井口，会不会炸出条神龙？别的愿望咱不贪，只求它把我冰箱灌到溢酒，从雪花到精酿，主打一个 “喝不完根本喝不完” 🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻
重点来了！本次活动藏着个 “重量级彩蛋”—— 有位 Hash 圈 “名声在外”（褒义！绝对褒义！）的老油条要回 “娘家” 啦！这村可是她的快乐老家、酒搭子孵化基地～ 下面放了张她的 “抽象派肖像”，想逮到这位传奇酒友？劝你麻溜报名，现场自个儿认亲去！
别磨叽了！带上你的酒量、笑点和厚脸皮，咱们龙井村见 —— 毕竟神龙可不等人，晚到的可能只能喝到 “龙尾巴” 啤酒啦！On-On！🐺💨
📢Note: This will be an A-A run. You can leave your bags at the bash-place. 我们出发的地方和结束的地方是相同的地方，如果你背了包包，可以寄存在餐厅。
🗓 Date: Saturday 29 November 2025.
🕒Time: 1PM (arrival); 1:15PM (chalk talk), 1:30PM Packs off.
时间与日期：2025年11月29日下午1点达到。1:15分介绍。1:30分开始。
🐰Hares: Rocketman, Doggie Style and Just “Thorsten” 带路野兔：
“火箭人”,“狗狗式”和”仅仅Thorsten”
💵Hash Cash: 30RMB to pay by alipay/wechat on Saturday费用：30元，现场转账
📍Meetup point: 小桥流水茶庄（龙井路双峰村92号） Xiaoqiao Liushui Chazhuang （#92, Shuangfeng Village, Longjin Road）
🚍Getting there: Suggest to take a taxi there, it’s easest. Closest metro station is Huanglong Sports Center on line #3 and #10, or Shuichengqiao on line #4, after that take a taxi for around 15 minutes to the meeting point.
如何到达见面地点：
最近的地铁站是3号线和10号线的黄龙体育中心站，以及4号线的水澄桥站，出站后打个车，大约15分钟到目的地
👀 HZH3 Hareline: 未来活动：
December 13, 2025: Camel Toe and “Misterous Hare” 2025年12月13日 – “骆驼脚趾”以及神秘野兔
January 10 2026: Doggie Style and “Misterous Hare” 2026年1月10日 – “狗狗式”以及神秘野兔
February 2026: Hareless
March 2026: Hareless
We’re always looking for Hares! And you can only get your “hash name” when you have hared a trail.
Some preview 本次路线路透：
🎄LAST HASH OF 2025!🎄The drinking club with a running/hiking problem is ON ON again in Hangzhou! Circle up for HZH3 Hash #294!
Ho ho ho, Hashers! Dust off your reindeer antlers, polish your Santa hats, and loosen those festive sweaters—because the Hangzhou Hash House Harriers is serving up a Christmas-themed run/walk that’s guaranteed to jingle your bells (and maybe your funny bone) on December 13, 2026! 🎄
嗬嗬哈，伙伴们！赶紧翻出你的驯鹿鹿角，擦亮你的圣诞帽，再把喜庆毛衣松一松 —— 因为杭州哈希屋跑者俱乐部要办圣诞主题跑 / 步行活动啦！2026 年 12 月 13 日这天，保证让你嗨到 “叮当作响”（说不定还能把你逗得笑出腹肌）！🎄
Your Jolly Hare & Festive Guide: The one, the only, CAMEL TOE! Fresh off the Naughty List, Camel Toe has promised a trail brimming with Christmas spirit (and possibly hidden traps). Known for plotting trails that mix adventure, chaos, and just the right amount of “wait, did we take a wrong turn into a Christmas market?”, Camel Toe is ditching the sleigh and grabbing the flour bag to lead us on a yuletide romp through Hangzhou’s winter wonderland. Think: hidden paths lined with twinkling lights, detours past steaming street food stalls (hello, roasted chestnuts and hot cocoa pit stops!), and maybe even a surprise encounter with a “Hash Santa” who trades presents for bad jokes (we see you, party poopers—bring your A-game).Will it be a merry stroll through twinkling lights? Or a grueling punishment for a year’s worth of sins? Only the Hare knows, and he’s not telling! He’s been muttering about “egg-nog checkpoints” and “reindeer shortcuts.” Consider this our Christmas mystery.
来啦！刚从 “淘气名单” 上下来的 Camel Toe，已经承诺要设计一条满是圣诞氛围的路线（说不定还藏着小 “陷阱” 哦）。Camel Toe 设计的路线向来是冒险、惊喜掺着来，还总带点 “等等，我们是不是走错路闯进圣诞集市了？” 的小插曲。这次他要丢下雪橇、抄起面粉袋，带我们在杭州的冬日仙境里开启圣诞狂欢。想象一下：两旁挂满闪烁彩灯的隐秘小路，能绕去冒着热气的小吃摊（嗨，烤栗子和热可可补给站这不就来了嘛！），说不定还能偶遇 “哈希版圣诞老人”—— 他不送礼物，专收冷笑话换笑容（说你呢，不爱开玩笑的小伙伴，赶紧把压箱底的段子准备好！）。这会是场在彩灯下悠闲晃悠的快乐散步吗？还是为一整年 “小调皮” 准备的 “魔鬼考验”？只有 “兔子” 知道答案，可他偏偏不剧透！最近还老念叨着 “蛋酒检查点” 和 “驯鹿近道”，这简直就是咱们的圣诞悬疑大戏嘛。
Pro tip: Wear something festive—ugly Christmas sweaters, elf ears, or even a full-on snowman suit (we won’t judge if you melt a little). If you come in Christmas dress, you will get Christmas gift from HZH3 on the day! Oh we will provide hot wine if attendence is good!!
Ho ho hash! 🎅🍻
温馨提示：记得穿点有节日感的衣服哦 —— 丑萌圣诞毛衣、精灵耳朵，哪怕穿一身完整的雪人套装都没问题（就算热得 “化掉”，我们也绝不笑话你）！当天要是穿圣诞主题装扮来，还能拿到 HZH3 准备的圣诞礼物！人多的话，我们会提供热红酒！
嗬嗬哈！🎅🍻
🗓 Date: Saturday 13th. December 2025.
🕒Time: 1PM (arrival); 1:00PM (chalk talk), 1:15PM Pack’s off.
时间与日期：2025年12月13日下午1点达到。1:00分介绍。1:15分开始。
Type : A – A (起点和终点一致)
🐰Hares: CamelToe 🐫 🩲
带路野兔：骆驼脚趾
💵Hash Cash: 30RMB to pay by alipay/wechat on Saturday
费用：30元，现场转账
📍Meetup point: Hangzhou Elderly Activity Center Ground Car Park 碰面地点：杭州市老年活动中心地面停车场
🚇Getting there:
Exit C of Hou Chao Men Station on Line #5 is just 5 minutes walk to the meeting point!
如何到达见面地点：
候潮门(地铁站)出去后走路五分钟就到见面地点了。
👀 HZH3 Hareline: 未来活动：
January 10 2026: Doggie Style and “Misterous Hare” 2026年1月10日 – “狗狗式”以及神秘野兔
February 2026: Hareless
March 2026: Hareless
We’re always looking for Hares! And you can only get your “hash name” when you have hared a trail.
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