The Hangzhou Hash is usually held every two weeks, but it may be less frequent in the holiday season or hot summer.
🎄LAST HASH OF 2025!🎄The drinking club with a running/hiking problem is ON ON again in Hangzhou! Circle up for HZH3 Hash #294!
Ho ho ho, Hashers! Dust off your reindeer antlers, polish your Santa hats, and loosen those festive sweaters—because the Hangzhou Hash House Harriers is serving up a Christmas-themed run/walk that’s guaranteed to jingle your bells (and maybe your funny bone) on December 13, 2026! 🎄
嗬嗬哈，伙伴们！赶紧翻出你的驯鹿鹿角，擦亮你的圣诞帽，再把喜庆毛衣松一松 —— 因为杭州哈希屋跑者俱乐部要办圣诞主题跑 / 步行活动啦！2026 年 12 月 13 日这天，保证让你嗨到 “叮当作响”（说不定还能把你逗得笑出腹肌）！🎄
Your Jolly Hare & Festive Guide: The one, the only, CAMEL TOE! Fresh off the Naughty List, Camel Toe has promised a trail brimming with Christmas spirit (and possibly hidden traps). Known for plotting trails that mix adventure, chaos, and just the right amount of “wait, did we take a wrong turn into a Christmas market?”, Camel Toe is ditching the sleigh and grabbing the flour bag to lead us on a yuletide romp through Hangzhou’s winter wonderland. Think: hidden paths lined with twinkling lights, detours past steaming street food stalls (hello, roasted chestnuts and hot cocoa pit stops!), and maybe even a surprise encounter with a “Hash Santa” who trades presents for bad jokes (we see you, party poopers—bring your A-game).Will it be a merry stroll through twinkling lights? Or a grueling punishment for a year’s worth of sins? Only the Hare knows, and he’s not telling! He’s been muttering about “egg-nog checkpoints” and “reindeer shortcuts.” Consider this our Christmas mystery.
来啦！刚从 “淘气名单” 上下来的 Camel Toe，已经承诺要设计一条满是圣诞氛围的路线（说不定还藏着小 “陷阱” 哦）。Camel Toe 设计的路线向来是冒险、惊喜掺着来，还总带点 “等等，我们是不是走错路闯进圣诞集市了？” 的小插曲。这次他要丢下雪橇、抄起面粉袋，带我们在杭州的冬日仙境里开启圣诞狂欢。想象一下：两旁挂满闪烁彩灯的隐秘小路，能绕去冒着热气的小吃摊（嗨，烤栗子和热可可补给站这不就来了嘛！），说不定还能偶遇 “哈希版圣诞老人”—— 他不送礼物，专收冷笑话换笑容（说你呢，不爱开玩笑的小伙伴，赶紧把压箱底的段子准备好！）。这会是场在彩灯下悠闲晃悠的快乐散步吗？还是为一整年 “小调皮” 准备的 “魔鬼考验”？只有 “兔子” 知道答案，可他偏偏不剧透！最近还老念叨着 “蛋酒检查点” 和 “驯鹿近道”，这简直就是咱们的圣诞悬疑大戏嘛。
Pro tip: Wear something festive—ugly Christmas sweaters, elf ears, or even a full-on snowman suit (we won’t judge if you melt a little). If you come in Christmas dress, you will get Christmas gift from HZH3 on the day! Oh we will provide hot wine if attendence is good!!
Ho ho hash! 🎅🍻
温馨提示：记得穿点有节日感的衣服哦 —— 丑萌圣诞毛衣、精灵耳朵，哪怕穿一身完整的雪人套装都没问题（就算热得 “化掉”，我们也绝不笑话你）！当天要是穿圣诞主题装扮来，还能拿到 HZH3 准备的圣诞礼物！人多的话，我们会提供热红酒！
嗬嗬哈！🎅🍻
🗓 Date: Saturday 13th. December 2025.
🕒Time: 1PM (arrival); 1:00PM (chalk talk), 1:15PM Pack’s off.
时间与日期：2025年12月13日下午1点达到。1:00分介绍。1:15分开始。
Type : A – A (起点和终点一致)
🐰Hares: CamelToe 🐫 🩲
带路野兔：骆驼脚趾
💵Hash Cash: 30RMB to pay by alipay/wechat on Saturday
费用：30元，现场转账
📍Meetup point: Hangzhou Elderly Activity Center Ground Car Park 碰面地点：杭州市老年活动中心地面停车场
🚇Getting there:
Exit C of Hou Chao Men Station on Line #5 is just 5 minutes walk to the meeting point!
如何到达见面地点：
候潮门(地铁站)出去后走路五分钟就到见面地点了。
👀 HZH3 Hareline: 未来活动：
January 10 2026: Doggie Style and “Misterous Hare” 2026年1月10日 – “狗狗式”以及神秘野兔
February 2026: Hareless
March 2026: Hareless
We’re always looking for Hares! And you can only get your “hash name” when you have hared a trail.
Attention, Hashers!
Mark your calendars, lace up your trail shoes, and layer up like you’re preparing for a polar expedition – Hangzhou H3 is hitting the trails on January 10th!
This month’s hare? None other than our very own Doggie Style – who, in true hare fashion, has given us close-to-zero useful intel or photos. No trail pictures, no clue if we’re climbing hills or slipping on mud, no hint of whether the beer stop is a 5-minute detour or a 5-mile death march. Classic.
Let’s be real: it’s cold. It’s so cold, your toes will forget they exist, your nose will turn into a popsicle, and you’ll question why you ever thought “running outdoors in January” was a good idea. But hey – we’re Hashers. We don’t do “good ideas.” We do mud, we do laughter, we do post-run beer that tastes like liquid gold.
Also, let’s not forget: this is 2026’s first official Hash run (well, the first one that counts – let’s pretend the New Year’s Day stumble never happened). Is it the best Hash of 2026? Absolutely – for now. Until next month, when we’ll all agree that one was better. But today? Today, this is the peak of Hash excellence. Deal with it.
And hey – with Chinese New Year creeping up fast, this is one of your few chance to burn off those dumpling calories before the feast season hits. Think of it as pre-holiday training. For beer. And dumplings. Mostly beer.
杭州Hash盆友们注意！
划重点、系鞋带、裹成北极熊 ——1 月 10 日，2026杭州Hash开跑！
本月路线设计师：咱们的老朋友-Doggie Style！纯纯老炮作风，啥有用信息、啥实拍图都没给。没路线照、没爬坡泥泞提示、连补给啤酒点是 5 分钟拐到，还是 5 公里远征，一概不知。经典操作，懂的都懂。
说实话最近这天是真冷 —— 冷到脚趾发麻、鼻子冻成冰棒，冷到你怀疑人生：大冬天出门跑步怕不是脑子进水？但咱Hash人嘛，主打一个 “放弃治疗”：泥潭照冲、段子照讲，跑完一杯啤酒下肚，那叫一个人间值得。
划重点：这可是2026年首场正儿八经的Hash（元旦那场醉跑？就当没发生过）。这是今年最佳？必须的 ——至少目前是！下个月嘛，懂的，又会集体真香。但就今天，它就是天花板！不服憋着。
春节近在眼前，这可是你为数不多的机会，能在年夜饭狂炫饺子前，先把热量消耗掉。就当是节前特训 —— 为了啤酒，为了饺子，主要还是为了啤酒。
📢Note: This will be an A-B run. You can leave your bags at the Hare’s Car. 我们出发的地方和结束的地方是不同的地方，如果你背了包包，可以寄存在Hare的车里。
🗓 Date: Saturday 10 January 2026.
🕒Time: 1PM (arrival); 1:15PM (chalk talk), 1:30PM Packs off.
时间与日期：2026年1月10日下午1点达到。1:15分介绍。1:30分开始。
🐰Hares 带路野兔: Doggie Style
💵Hash Cash: 30RMB to pay by alipay/wechat on Saturday费用：30元，现场转账
📍Meetup point: 梅灵南路2号停车场 #2 Parking lot, Meiling South Road （See below map indicator）
🚍Getting there: Take a taxi, it’s not far away from the Song Dynasty Town，
如何到达见面地点：出租车最方便，离杭州宋城距离比较近。
👀 HZH3 Hareline: 未来活动：
Feb 7 2026: Just “Dan” and mysterious hare
March 21 2026: Joint hash in Hangzhou with Shanghai H3
April 17-19 2026: 7th Annual Yangtz River Delta H3 in Wuxi (Registration is open now!)
We’re always looking for Hares! And you can only get your “hash name” when you have hared a trail.
How to find us 我们活跃于：
Wechat Account: HangzhouHashHouseHarriers
Facebook: Hangzhou HHH
Website:www.hangzhou-hhh.org
HZH3 #296 – Just Dan’s Debut
Attention Hash crew! Our next hare is the GOAT — Just Dan, the most dedicated legend ever 🐰!
Let’s cut to the chase: Dan lives in Deqing (yes, DEQING — that’s a whole commute, not a quick stroll!) but he’s been grinding HARD for 4-5 DAYS straight to scout our route. We’re talking early mornings, late nights, sacrificing his precious hair and burning gas like it’s free — all to keep Hangzhou Hash from dying out. While other hares half-ass scouting with a coffee in hand, Dan’s out here mapping every bush, every turn, every hidden path like it’s his life’s mission. Absolute Hash hero? Nah — he’s a Hash GOD.
Now, let’s spill the route tea (you’re welcome): You may get lost? Don’t panic — CONGRATS! You may accidentally teleported to “Hangzhou Little Paris”, (it is on the runner’s trail) our very own Champs-Élysées knockoff with all the vibe and none of the expensive croissants. It’s like a free CNY vacay preview — score big without spending a penny! But wait, there’s more: we’ve got a hiking section, and hidden deep in the mountains? A SECRET TOTEM 🤫! Beg for a baby? Boom — you’ll be shopping for onesies by next year. Beg for cash? Your year-end bonus will triple (we’re not lying… maybe). Beg for love? You’ll escape the singlehood (tuodan) faster than you can sprint the Hash — and trust us, that’s FAST.
Hash家人们！下一场野兔Just Dan🐰太拼了！住德清，却连续4-5天熬夜踩点，比其他野兔用心10倍，堪称Hash之神！
路线彩蛋：迷路=瞬移“杭州小巴黎”，免费解锁春节度假感✨！爬山藏神秘图腾，求子求财求脱单，来就有惊喜！
别错过！Dan倾尽心血筹备，来撑场疯跑，别迟到，不然罚你踩下一场路线哦🏃！
📢Note: This will be an A-A run. You can leave your bags at the A point. 我们出发的地方和结束的地方相同的地方，如果你背了包包，可以放A点。
🗓 Date: February 7 2026.
🕒Time: 1PM (arrival); 1:15PM (chalk talk), 1:30PM Packs off.
时间与日期：2026年2月7日下午1点达到。1:15分介绍。1:30分开始。
🐰Hares 带路野兔: Just “Dan”
💵Hash Cash: 30RMB to pay by alipay/wechat on Saturday费用：30元，现场转账
📍Meetup point: 满小悦餐厅，皋亭山风景区皋城村金门槛103号 Man Xiao Yue Restaurant, #103, Jin Men Kan, Gao Cheng Village, Gaoting Mountain Scenic Area.
🚍Getting there: It is 2 km from Hua He Street on Metro Line #3
距地铁三号线华鹤街地铁站2公里。
👀 HZH3 Hareline: 未来活动：
March 21 2026: Joint hash in Hangzhou with Shanghai H3，69% possibility it will be BJ Travel hash (Don’t ask me what BJ stands for).
April 17-19 2026: 7th Annual Yangtz River Delta H3 in Wuxi (Only a few spots left, register asap!)
We’re always looking for Hares! And you can only get your “hash name” when you have hared a trail.
How to find us 我们活跃于：
Wechat Account: HangzhouHashHouseHarriers
Facebook: Hangzhou HHH
Website:www.hangzhou-hhh.org
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