Marathon Report S&M - Full Marathon,   Torvill, Acro, 7Up - Half Marathon,  Cunning Linguist - mini-marathon (6.8K) My first half marathon, and a finish inside the top 20...I guess i have to be pretty pleased with that. When Torvill and I decided to take the half marathon, our notional goal was "under 150 minutes", and... Continue Reading →

It was raining, which meant going running would require getting all wet. Can you imagine! How horrible! Getting wet! So obviously the run was cancelled. However, Mr Awesome (as I lack an official name, I will henceforth refer to myself as "Mr Awesome" [this won't last for long -DS) repeatedly claimed that rain does not... Continue Reading →

Confucius said: "The noble man traces his curves with elegance and grace; the man of low moral character pleases himself to cartoon porn." And so it was, following the previous day's mountain marathon, that a brave few, namely Battery Operated, 7Up, Creature Comforts, and Vulva Voyeur showed up for a recovery run "marked" by Cartoon... Continue Reading →

Considering big bunches of people went to Shanghai for F1, eating and shopping, the turnout was perfect. Newly named Vulva Voyeur set the trail and brought along a virgin hare and virgin runner Dan.  Also, Phonebox, James, Bestiality, Kama Sutra, Creature Comforts and Sheep Shagger arrived before the setting off time, 7up was several minutes... Continue Reading →

The holidays being over, the turn up this week was a tad better than previous weeks - Phonebox, Hentai, Sevenup, Barbie, Torvill & Dean, Acronymph, S&M, Tao (his hash name is coming right up - at the end of this report!) and the hares, of course, Deepthroat and Sheep Shagger. The location - Qianjiang Xincheng,... Continue Reading →

There could be no more fitting place to start the National Week run then at the foot of the great Chairman Mao statue. Given that half of our usual runners were still returning from their travels, a great turnout was not expected; but Torvil and Dean, Barbie, S&M, Battery Operated and your scribe Bestiality all... Continue Reading →

As a weekend before the National holiday, hashers either had left Hangzhou already, or werer about to leave, or still working at the time hares should normally set the run ;seems only S&M and 7Up were available as hares. the Two Hares gathered at 7 bar at 4:40pm, and went up along the stone steps... Continue Reading →

Good turnout, though Tao was very late again. As we always said, one runner leaves, two more join, Luke brought one Aussie runner, Jami, who used to be the world No 3 triathlon althlete. Mini showed up with Miki, but left before the run with the excuse of being shy. Shagger came with two Sichuan... Continue Reading →

Long weekend, wet day, people away; not a great recipe for a good turnout. With Bestiality and virgin hare Tao Tan in the chair, the rain seemed to hold off after 4.00pm  meaning that there would certainly be a run, but whether the trail could be followed or even found was the question to be... Continue Reading →