#2 The Eastern Shore – Rehashed

Run #2 – Turnout 8 – The Paradise BarDribs and drabs of hashers from Run #1 appeared along with new runner HP. Hare Carlos and co-hare scribe worked out a strategy in setting this trail which lasted about 200 metres when the foot and vehicular traffic at Qinchun Rd proved to be a natural check for the pack of 6. The Red Light district that scribe had assiduously discovered proved to be too far off the trail as did the odd cave and cliff, so the trail basically held fast for Baochu Hill, ascending the earthen paths to the pagoda. Bottom Feeder was first in to a Regroup on one rocky pinnacle where he shared Kentucky Fried with a still nonplussed family. Up over the dominant rock feature looking over the lake, through the narrows and down into a saddle where a circle check brought the pack to a confused halt. It was then On On down via some earthen tracks to Beishan Rd for a scenic jog back to Hubin Rd and the Paradise Bar. At the circle, GM Peter unkindly suggested that the hares had failed to provide a clear and consistent trail for the 6 pack pack to follow, and the consequent level of anxiety suffered by said pack had to be compensated for by a large Down Down. Whether Sunday afternoon crowds at Hubin Rd noticed the rowdy crew outside the

Paradise was unknown, although HP noted that she had better get used to being stared at in the company of loony laowei. Big Bang Theory was christened, and it is hoped she will take seriously her responsibility to enlighten members. Little Drunken Apple was the outstanding Down Downer, however, the pack completely failed with a consistent Down Down song, it can only go up from here. The pack adjourned to the third floor where Bottom Feeder demonstrated his linguistic skills by placing a diner by his accent to somewhere in the NE USA. The diner was certainly surprised by this as he came from Utrect, his Dutch vowels clear to all but BF. The conversation drifted from national issues to personal failings over the following hours, but answers to neither were found, despite Skidmarks best efforts. Score for the today’s run. 6 for the run, 8 for the On On, 7 for the food (what was it anyway?) and 10 for the suspect Monday, average 7.8.

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