It was 5 pm, dusk fell , same place, the bridge next to nine creek's bus terminal, remember the 50's run? Same people , only fewer. After waiting for other runners and milling around for a long time, Mudluck, her friend He Lin and top tart, decided to run . The trail started unexpectedly by... Continue Reading →

The pack assembled outside Maya, some with significant feelings of deja vu from the the previous week. Your scribe, Bestiality, had run his way there from Hangda lu, desperate to make sure he was not late for the start. Apparently, I shouldn't have bothered, as only new runner Chris awaited me there with the hares,... Continue Reading →

After the big birthday party the night before and on a rainy day it's not expected that many runners will show up, and the on-sec's vague venue description made everything worse. When Sevenup arrived at the west end of Xinyi fang, there was no one but a heavy rain. Phonebox arrived, under pressure from Sevenup,... Continue Reading →

Frans, Lucy and Doggiestyle built up a triangle hare group. Except trail setting, they also helped one 8-year old lost girl found her father, well done. Sabrina and Pop-tart arrived quite early, then 7UP, Henti and Adam. The four hashers set off first, while Henti stayed to wait for his another female friend. The runners... Continue Reading →

Mild breeze, warm sunshine , tea fields and above all Mao Jia Bu made a perfect Sunday afternoon. After a long and funny or boring New Year holiday, it seems that the majority people are still in their winter slumber, except the very few who turned up in the first run in the year of... Continue Reading →

A pretty good turnout at the zoo, with most of the expats back in town. Hashers were Vulva Voyeur, Beastiality, Cartoon Porn, Doggie Style, Cindy, and Battery Operated. Amazingly, we had four Co-hares: Torvil & Dean, Barbie, Deep Throat, and Deep Throat's Flatmate. Two missing Hashers, Sevenup and Sheep Shagger, were, even more amazingly, in... Continue Reading →

Last time we went to Six Harmonies pagoda was Acro-Phone's hash, hosted by two girl hares, whereas this time by two boy hares. Six hashers presented themselves, Battery Operated, Adam, Cindy, Bestiality and two later runners 7UP and Sheep Shagger. No impression about the first part due to my old memory, so the report starts... Continue Reading →

Alas, it was amidst the period of time where the weather turns cold and expats go home. But five brave souls – Beastiality, 7Up, Virgin Mrs. Sheep Shagger (aka "Cindy"), Virgin Jing, and Vulva Voyeur turned up at the Yuewang Temple for a course co-hared by Sheep Shagger and Virgin Co-hare Vigorant. Aside from temperature... Continue Reading →

What?! The same trail??? After having twisted Baoshi Shan for weeks, I came here to run a trial same as the one Acro and I set?? A wonderful hash place, with hills all around?......Okay! Hares, be ready for down down, no better award than that! So the pack of Doggie Style, S&M,Sheep Shagger, Vigorant, Vigorant's... Continue Reading →

It seems that 7 Club is not just our default Friday night bar, but also our default hash venue. 7Up, Bestiality, Creature Comforts, Sheep Shagger, Jason, Battery Operated, Mosquito and the other Chinese guy gathered at 7club the third time within three months.  Before we started complaining about the predictable route the hare Doggie informed... Continue Reading →