Run #71 – The Everyone’s Gone to the F1 Run Rehashed

Considering big bunches of people went to Shanghai for F1, eating and shopping, the turnout was perfect. Newly named Vulva Voyeur set the trail and brought along a virgin hare and virgin runner Dan.  Also, Phonebox, James, Bestiality, Kama Sutra, Creature Comforts and Sheep Shagger arrived before the setting off time, 7up was several minutes late, while Deep Throat just caught the cut-off time. The whole trail was quite easy and short; starting from Xilingqiao, after a short distance on Sudi, it went up to Gushan, here we met the first RG, then back to Baidi again, where it was the second RG, and where we lost Deep Throat as we lost her the first time she joined our hash. Well, we were off again believing she went back to the startpoint already – she was unwell before we setting off. The rest of the run was uneventful, Baidi then Baishanlu, with the third “RG” in the middle. Everyone was wondering if the trail must go up to Baochu shan, but no!! Hare Vulva Voyeur even doesn’t know there is a hill called Baochu shan located along Beishanlu. Special mention goes to James, who was called FRB (Fast Running Bastard) by Bestiality because he led the group the whole way. Also, at least every Chinese hasher’s age judging was misled by his appearance, though the truth is he an matured man already! The circle was formed, and except for normal naming offence downdowns, we had a virgin hare and virgin hasher downdown this time. Bestiality called Vulva for setting the trail too “obviously” and too short. Kama Sutra gave DT a downdown for her disappearing without telling us.The pack then heading to Maya for dinner and beer. Despite the short and easy trail as a fact, it was great enjoyment running in sunshine along Westlake!