Grand Master (GM) – Current GM, H.E.I.D.E., is not available. – Current co-GM, Private Parts, is not available. – Current co-GM, Triple-X, is available. – Current co-GM, Pain in the Clit, is available.
Ceremonial leader of the Hangzhou HHH. Takes care of general administrative matters of the Hash. Runs the circle together with the glorious RA.
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Religious Adviser (RA) – Current RA, Roomboy, is not available. Current co-RA, Gasbag, is available. Current co-RA, Magic Footlong, is available.
The worst and loudest voice and best memory for weird songs and heinous crimes committed by the assembled Hashers. Guardian of the Cock of Shame. Responsible for namings and the weather of course!
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Hash Cash (HC) – Current HC, H.E.I.D.E., is not available. Current co-HC, Sweet FA, is available, but would like to nominate others.
He or she who acts as the treasurer. This Hasher collects and takes care of the money of the run. Also, repays Hares for Hash trail marking supplies and Beer purchased.
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On-Sec (OS) – Current OS, Sweet FA, is available, but would like to nominate others.
Manages the HZH3 Email Contact list and is the contact person when interacting with other Hash Kennels. Should liaise with the HZH3 Hash Committee regarding inter-Kennel events. Our official secretary. He or she who (very roughly…) keeps track of your run count and thus seeing that you get your due reward. (Sweet FA has not been doing this…) Also acts as GM and HC when needed.
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Hare Razor (HR) – Current HR, Sweet FA, is available, but would like to nominate others.
The very sociable Hasher elected to encourage other Hashers to Hare runs. Supposed to know everything there is to know about laying a good trail.
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Hash Haberdasher (HH) – Current HH, Triple-X, is available.
The Hashers who design and sell hash stash and paraphernalia such as t-shirts, socks, shorts, patches and other novelties.
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Hash Scribe (HS) – Current HS, Sweet FA, is available (but, guiltily, hasn’t kept with Re-Hash Reports since HZH3 Hash #153…), and would like to nominate others.
A Hasher with a incredible memory and stunning writing skills. Publishes the (roughly) fortnightly HZH3 Hash Newsletter. Knows “special tricks“, like how to change font styles and text colours… Also, the Hash Scribe should write the Re-Hash Reports, or delegate someone (e.g. The Hares!!!) to do so.
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Hash Flash (HF) – Current HF, Heavy Junk, is not available. – Current co-HF, Triple-X, is available.
He or she responsible for immortalizing with a camera the best (and worst) moments in the hash…
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Copy this voting form into an email, choose 2 Hashers for each position, and send it to us by Friday, 19 June. Put your real name and your Hash name (if you have one) in the email Subject line!
mismanagement [AT] hangzhou-hhh [DOT] org
We are looking forward to receive your nominations!
On On,
The Hangzhou HHH Mis-Management
PS. This voting form has been artistically and stylistically influenced by…. slightly copied small parts of some sections from…. completely and shamelessly plagiarised from…. the Beijing HHH. |
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